It resembles the Berlin wall only it's more difficult to knock down and is made of paper. Fannit has gone mad. There's a vast mountain of documentation as far as the eye can see, there's no end in sight. Uuuurgh. Well there is an end in sight but it involves a car, a hose pipe and sealed windows. Not to be contemplated.
It's a bright but foggy morning (is that not a paradox) in Margitt and allatsea has found himself in the GP's waiting room along with 7 million of the town's less desirable peeps. The joys of universal benefits for the totally un-worthy. Will it ever dawn on the political classes that crap simply begats crap. Stop it breeding and you solve a problem. But hey, that's just allatsea's liberal streak coming to the fore. Down you limp wristed bleeding heart, back to your bed of altruism and compassion. Looking around at the encamped hoardes there's a very good chance that the only one present actually paying anything into the system is the one writing this. It's a pretty frightening thought. I wondered what they did with that wadge of tax last year.
Anyone got a boat handy that could bring three reels of export cable up to Fannit from Italy without imparting vertical accelerations of more than 0.3G in seas of up to Hsig 5m? Please drop us a line. Oh, they'll want it in around a week. The suspense is killing me. I think it's intriguing the client too.
A check of the diary shows allatsea hasn't been to foreign parts for nearly 3 months. That's a bit of a record. A very welcome one. Sadly all good things have to come to an end and starting next tuesday it's ramping up again. Denmark and Holland (hardly far flung travel I admit but irritatingly 'overseas' none the less) next week and Italy the week after. Aaah the delights of the airport..... it's almost enough to make a chap contemplate that car and hose pipe again.
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